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Remember the story about Darth Vader beating up two Jedi Church nerds over in the U.K.? Well it’s his lucky day as he has been spared from jail time. His name is Arwel Wynne, and to some he is a hero. To other the scourge of all Jedi.
For those who don’t remember this sordid tale, let us recap:
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — and his 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol, with a metal crutch, during the filming of a documentary about the church. Jonba and Mormi then press charges against his Dark Lord, taking him to court for assault.
Wah and boo-hoo I say.
But the Dark Side of The Force be praised, Holyhead Magistrates’ Court sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. Hughes was also ordered to pay $195.00 to each of his victims and $117.00 in court fees.
In celebration of this auspicious day I give you the actual beat-down, which really wasn’t much of one. More like a light tap. Boy are those Jedi sissies.
In keeping with the somewhat LEGO theme today, we give you a clever use of LEGOS, Eddie Izzard and Star Wars. Somewhat NSFW due to the use of the f-bomb here and there, so put on your headphones.
We know, we know - you’re just about sick and tired with Steampunk, let alone all the Star Wars themed stuff. But you know what? We ain’t! And the badassery you see here is why. Just look at this modded Darth Vader! He’s just one of a full cast of Star Wars characters that modder extraordinaire Sillof has just unveiled.
Thus far he’s got C-3P0, R2-D2, Luke, Han, Chewbacca, Obi-Wan, Leia, a Stormtrooper, Vader and even Gran Moff Tarkin. Nerdtastic!
Anyone who wants to make our day can see fit to obtain these for us. We will think of you highly and you will move up in the ranks of our cult of personality.
Being a big fan of the Star Wars franchise I’m obviously all a twitter about the upcoming multi-platform video game Star Wars: Force Unleashed, which will be available for the PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, PSP, XBox 360 and Nintendo DS and Wii. No word if it will be available for the PC market, but one would imagine it eventually will be.
The individual releases will feature game play unique to each console, which means all you hardcore gamers with all your consoles will be bleeding cash out of your piggyback I’m sure, crying your gamer nerd-tears as you realize you can’t help yourselves.
Bellow is a trailer detailing some of the features unique to each console.
Source - Gametrailers.com via Topless Robot
Founding member Barney Jones, also know as Jonba Hehol, of the Holyhead Jedi Church said that he and his cousin were attacked by Darth Vader while tending their garden of Jedi lameness for some documentary.
As Barny, err I mean Jonba describes it: “Myself and my cousin were doing some filming for a documentary on the Jedi Church, when we were attacked.
“Someone jumped over our front garden wall wearing a black bin bag cape and said he was Darth Vader, before hitting us with a crutch.”
This just in dude - Darth Vader hates the Jedi! Like to the point of beating them with a crutch ’cause he’s so bad-ass he don’t need no lightsaber to lay a beatdown on your sissy Jedi asses. Yeesh, get with the program my man.
Source - North Wales Chronicle
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