That crazy despot, Kim Jong-gil, is at it again. His scientists claim to have invented a new kind of noodle that delays feelings of hunger. These hunger-busting noodles apparently have have twice the amount of protein and fives times the fat as ordinary wheat or corn noodles.

A Japan-based pro-Pyongyang newspaper reports “When you consume ordinary noodles (made from wheat or corn), you may soon feel your stomach empty. But this soybean noodle delays such a feeling of hunger.”

This past July, the World Food Programme warned that six million people in North Korea were in dire need of food due to the severe flooding last year.

Now if only they could invent a better hairstyle for their industrious leader and some killer dauphins with lasers shooting out of their eyes we may have the recipe to solve all of Earth’s problems.

Source – BBC