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Posts Tagged ‘Darth Vader’

The Vaderatrix [Kind of NSFW: Vinyl-Clad Villainess]

Friday, April 17th, 2009

So I was Googling various nonsense to see what would come up via Google images whilst I read my morning emails and sipped my thinking juice (aka: coffee). Eventually I found this gem of a picture;

Vaderatrix

Behold! The Vaderatrix! Alluring yet frightening! Disturbing yet awesome! I mean come on, she (or he ’cause one never knows) even has the life-support doohickey and the utility belt. All that’s missing is the whip and a bottle of Astroglide. Once again this proves that geeks are some of the kinkiest freaks on this green rock.

I’m sure this picture has already made the rounds but hell, how can I not share something like this? I have no idea where the original photo comes from, so if you know let me know, but from the looks of it the shot was probably taken at a convention. Shocker I know.

Certainly puts a new twist to the famous Star Wars quote “And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base… “

Darth Vader Spared Jail Time

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Remember the story about Darth Vader beating up two Jedi Church nerds over in the U.K.? Well it’s his lucky day as he has been spared from jail time. His name is Arwel Wynne, and to some he is a hero. To other the scourge of all Jedi.

For those who don’t remember this sordid tale, let us recap:

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — and his 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol, with a metal crutch, during the filming of a documentary about the church. Jonba and Mormi then press charges against his Dark Lord, taking him to court for assault.

Wah and boo-hoo I say.

But the Dark Side of The Force be praised, Holyhead Magistrates’ Court sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. Hughes was also ordered to pay $195.00 to each of his victims and $117.00 in court fees.

In celebration of this auspicious day I give you the actual beat-down, which really wasn’t much of one. More like a light tap. Boy are those Jedi sissies.



Vader’s Lay’n the Beatdown

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Vader NinjaFounding member Barney Jones, also know as Jonba Hehol, of the Holyhead Jedi Church said that he and his cousin were attacked by Darth Vader while tending their garden of Jedi lameness for some documentary.

As Barny, err I mean Jonba describes it: “Myself and my cousin were doing some filming for a documentary on the Jedi Church, when we were attacked.

“Someone jumped over our front garden wall wearing a black bin bag cape and said he was Darth Vader, before hitting us with a crutch.”

This just in dude – Darth Vader hates the Jedi! Like to the point of beating them with a crutch ’cause he’s so bad-ass he don’t need no lightsaber to lay a beatdown on your sissy Jedi asses. Yeesh, get with the program my man.

Source – North Wales Chronicle