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Posts Tagged ‘Cult of Apple’
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
Friday, January 9th, 2009Man Blends New iPhone
Monday, July 14th, 2008This guy obviously doesn’t know what forces he’s toying with. Destroying the newest fetish of the Cult of Apple is asking for doom. Watch as he bravely throws the new iPhone G3 into a blender and pulverizes it, producing a thick black smoke which obviously is the very essence of the Cult of Apple’s god Steve Jobs.
Source – Will It Blend?
New From The Cult Of Apple
Friday, July 11th, 2008
Just in time for the release of the iPhone 3G here is a new piece of propaganda, err I mean a fine t-shirt to further prove your undieing devotion to your lord and master Mr. Jobs.
The Cult of Apple demands your servitude and your kittens! Buy this or suffer the wrath of the all seeing Jobs!
You can purchase this fine piece of apparel through the George Masters Design CafePress page.
