Founding member Barney Jones, also know as Jonba Hehol, of the Holyhead Jedi Church said that he and his cousin were attacked by Darth Vader while tending their garden of Jedi lameness for some documentary.
As Barny, err I mean Jonba describes it: “Myself and my cousin were doing some filming for a documentary on the Jedi Church, when we were attacked.
“Someone jumped over our front garden wall wearing a black bin bag cape and said he was Darth Vader, before hitting us with a crutch.”
This just in dude - Darth Vader hates the Jedi! Like to the point of beating them with a crutch ’cause he’s so bad-ass he don’t need no lightsaber to lay a beatdown on your sissy Jedi asses. Yeesh, get with the program my man.
Source - North Wales Chronicle
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