Apparently this is the “official color tailer” for the upcoming FUTURAMA movie The Beast With A Billion Backs. I’m not too sure since the quality is pretty craptastic. And why emphasis that it’s in color? Whatever skin coffin. It’s still got me all a flitter.
Only if I had a dime every time this happened to me. A beautiful woman goes to use the can and they mistaken my Old Ones Containment Unit as the toilet. But more than not it all works out in the end… *badda-bing*!
This fine piece of loveliness is one of the many creepy-yet-naughty delights by artist Ed Mironiuk. He lives in New Jersey, which covers the “it must be something in the water” theory as to why his work is is filled with latex, tattoos and squids. Gotta love it.
As we return from our Memorial Day shindig, we would like to ease back into the swing of things with this little lecture on the subject of sex in video games. Now before you all freak out, this is actually a well done, grownup, witty and intelligent look at this… using Flash animation. There’s no nudity, at least without a “censored” block, and in our humble opinion is well worth the watch even if you’re not a gaming geek.
I personally feel that this is safe for work, but just the mention of the word “sex” is a no-no in some establishments. Use your own judgment I guess.
We’re going away for the Memorial Day weekend to partake of the grilled flesh of God’s Green Earth, attend a wedding, drink Pyrate Rum and practice our marksmen skills. So to kick off this thrill-a-minute weekend we give you one of the greatest geek-a-liciouses homemade music videos ever… the Rotersand Dalek Music Video. Bask in its asskickery and such.
Here’s the official trailer for the upcoming animated movie Batman Gotham Knight, a straight to DVD film in the same realm as The Animatrix.
The list of writers and directors is like a whose-who of asskickery.
The writers:
David Goyer (BLADE, BATMAN BEGINS)
Greg Rucka (upcoming WHITEOUT)
Josh Olson (A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE)
Jordan Goldberg (Associate Producer on THE PRESTIGE)
Alan Burnett (BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM)
Brian Azzarello (100 BULLETS, comic series by Vertigo)
The directors:
Yasuhiro Aoki (TWEENY WITCHES)
Futoshi Higashide (AIR)
Toshiyuki Kubooka (NADIA OF THE MYSTERIOUS SEAS)
Hiroshi Morioka (TSUBASA CHRONICLE)
Shoujirou Nishimi (TEKON KINKURITO)
As if all of the rabid Six fans don’t have enough to froth about, Tricia Helfer (the actress who plays Six in Battlestar Galactica) is starring as a dominatrix in a new movie, Walk All Over Me.
Oh boy, I already see the beads of sweat on yer forehead. Guess the trailer for the film might be in order then…
In celebration of California overturning its gay marriage ban, ZMP gives you some pretty swank Trekkie/Heroes fan news…
George Takei is getting hitched! Yes, you heard it. Mr. Takei is finally able to web is long-term dude Brad Altman.
Takei, best known for his roll as Sulu on Star Trek and recently as Kaito Nakamura on Heroes, announced that he and Altman will now marry, and is overjoyed by the craptastic ban on same-sex marriage being overturned .
“Our California dream is reality,” Takei wrote. “Brad Altman and I can now marry…. At long last, the barrier to full marriage rights for same-sex couples has been torn down.”
Mr. Takei, we here at ZMP wish you and Brad all the luck in the world, and in celebration of this auspicious moment we would like to highlight one of your other finest moments… your PSA from Jimmy Kimmel Live -
Artist Gideon Boomer is drawing a new Wolverine just about every day, though he’s not too sure as to why he’s doing it. But hell, we don’t care why. His imagery of the adamantium clawed freak is at times stunning, other times out right funny as hell.
Boomer uses a lot of different mediums, from pen and ink to digital paint. Each producing a very unique Wolverine to say the least.
Boomer’s The Wolverine Daily has only been around since March and already he has quite the gallery of Wolverine renditions. We highly recommend you check it out.