The Japanese have again taken things up a notch with its conquest to be the masters of WTF culture by offering the world this fun little romp named Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl. No need for me to try and describe what the film is about. The name does a fine enough job. In truth I don’t think I can actually tell you what this film is about. I mean yeah, there’s some girl named Vampire Girl trying to kill some other girl named Frankenstein Girl. But outside of that I… I… I’m so at a loss where to even begin. It’s like every messed up thing Japan ever created was crammed into this blood opus. Which now that I think of it will probably make this an instant hit as well as one of the greatest drinking games ever.

These are the Xylopholks. They dress in furry animal costumes while playing old-timey music. They’re kind of like Mummers but with even more creepy. Somehow I think this would be nightmarish to children. Just a hunch.

So I was Googling various nonsense to see what would come up via Google images whilst I read my morning emails and sipped my thinking juice (aka: coffee). Eventually I found this gem of a picture;

Behold! The Vaderatrix! Alluring yet frightening! Disturbing yet awesome! I mean come on, she (or he ’cause one never knows) even has the life-support doohickey and the utility belt. All that’s missing is the whip and a bottle of Astroglide. Once again this proves that geeks are some of the kinkiest freaks on this green rock.

I’m sure this picture has already made the rounds but hell, how can I not share something like this? I have no idea where the original photo comes from, so if you know let me know, but from the looks of it the shot was probably taken at a convention. Shocker I know.

Certainly puts a new twist to the famous Star Wars quote “And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base… “

I’m working on pulling the Grendel’s Den Design Studio (my design and art site) and DaveGhoul.com (my DJ site) feeds into ZoMoPro so they both post into this blog, which will give you a one-stop place for all things me. I’m also integrating ZoMoPro with my Facebook profile which will enable ZoMoPro posts to show on my Facebook profile Wall, and you should be able to add replies from there and have them show on the original post.

Yes, yes, yes…I’m such an attention-whore. But again, this will make it a singular place to get information on all of my asskickery.

So, in short, if you see some wonky posts that’s why.

In the meantime I give you some crazed dude with an awesome bulldozer of wrecking awesomeness…

Behold! A cow giving birth to a skinny hipster dufus.