Apparently German television is now being taken over by dinosaurs. I suppose it’s just a matter of time before this happens in America. Though I’m sure Oprah wouldn’t go down easy, putting up an epic fight against these creatures. Now that would be some good TV.

The film’s story -

Solomon Kane is a 16th Century soldier who learns that his brutal and cruel actions have damned him. Determined to redeem himself, Kane swears to live a life of peace and goodness but is forced to fight once more when a dark power threatens the land.

The film is written and directed by Michael J. Bassett, and stars James Purefoy, Max von Sydow, Pete Postlethwaite, Rachel Hurd-Wood, Alice Krige and Mackenzie Crook.

A young, middle class couple moves into what seems like a typical suburban “starter” tract house, they become increasingly disturbed by a presence that may or may not be demonic, but is certainly most active in the middle of the night. Especially when they sleep. Or try to.

The film is directed, written and produced by Oren Peli, and stars Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat.

There’s no dates for the film to show in the Philly region, but there is a “Demand It” feature that you can use to let Paramount Pictures know you want the film to show in your town. So yeah, let’s get this thing to play in Philly.

The footage comes from a practice session from this past DragonCon, which held an event to break the world record for most people dancing to Thriller at once.

I love the fact that whoever is in the Alien suit has far more groove than everyone else in the room.

ZOMBIE MARRIAGE COUNSELING: I'M A LESBIAN

The Japanese have again taken things up a notch with its conquest to be the masters of WTF culture by offering the world this fun little romp named Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl. No need for me to try and describe what the film is about. The name does a fine enough job. In truth I don’t think I can actually tell you what this film is about. I mean yeah, there’s some girl named Vampire Girl trying to kill some other girl named Frankenstein Girl. But outside of that I… I… I’m so at a loss where to even begin. It’s like every messed up thing Japan ever created was crammed into this blood opus. Which now that I think of it will probably make this an instant hit as well as one of the greatest drinking games ever.

These are the Xylopholks. They dress in furry animal costumes while playing old-timey music. They’re kind of like Mummers but with even more creepy. Somehow I think this would be nightmarish to children. Just a hunch.

To mash-up the themes from The Simpsons and Star Trek is one thing. It’s kind of cute but it lacks any real “WOW” factor. But to do so whilst using a Theremin most certainly attains that “WOW” factor, and dare I say takes things to a much higher state of awesomeness.