Entertainment Earth brings us the Alfred Hitchcock The Birds Barbie Doll. Yes, this is an actual product. And yes, it’s fine and well for dudes to buy this doll. No one will judge you for buying a Barbie doll. *chuckle*
Archive for the ‘Toys’ Category
Dismember-Me Plush Zombie!
Thursday, December 4th, 2008
Sweet Zombie Jesus! Think Geek has this adorable zombie plush toy that you can actually render into pieces! Must buy now!
Pete The Meat Puppet [Kind Of NSFW - Just Plain Messed Up]
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008Uhm, I don’t even know where to begin with this one my fellow seekers of odd things. This is a video about a puppet, made of meat, that came to life by suckling the breast milk of the woman that created him.
Whatever happens to you after you watch this blame DieselPlanet.
My Name Is Bruce 12″ Figure
Tuesday, November 25th, 2008
Get your very own Bruce Campbell 12″ figure! Formed from a 3-D scan of Bruce himself, this baby is based on the new Campbell film My Name Is Bruce and comes with two miniature “angel” and “devil” versions of The Chin which attach to his shoulders using hidden magnets. There’s also:
A bottle of Shemps Olde Tyme Whiskey
An in-scale Army of Darkness Ash action figure in melted package
A refreshing Lemon Drink bottle
An in-scale copy of Bruce Campbell’s autobiography, If Chins Could Kill
A pistol with price tag still attached
Pre-orders are available now for the low price of $39.99. A hell of a deal for any obsessed Bruce Campbell fan.
Alien Made Of LEGO
Thursday, November 20th, 2008
Bask in its LEGO-Alien glory. Created by Arvo.
MP3 Player Skull Belt Buckle
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008
Above is possibly the most awesome belt buckle ever. Behold the demon skull belt buckle that is also a MP3 player (throws devil-horns hand gesture and starts head banging)! This bad-ass buckle comes with a 1GB media player, LED light module and stereo earphones.
Visit Chinavasion.com to get your and become the envy of all those spooky kids that hang out at Hot Topic.
Zombie Pet Shoppe
Tuesday, November 4th, 2008
These little pets of the dead can be found over at the ever quirky Archie McPhee. Ever loving and ever hungry for your brains, these zombielicious critters would make a fine addition to any family. They may not do a lot of tricks but they will keep unwanted visitors, like those pesky Jehovah Witness, far and away. So please, give these needy pets a home.
The Evolution Mobile Bar! Because It’s Happy Hour Somwhere Right Now
Friday, September 19th, 2008
Looking for a portable means of inebriation that would make Jules Verns somewhat envious? Then the Evolution Mobile Bar may be just for you.
KegWorks sells this baby which is an aluminum with a silver stainless finish portable bar. It has a speed rail, holds about ten bottles of booze, 24 pieces of stemware, built in garnish containers and only weighs in at 65 lbs. They also give you skirting options but why bother? It’s so bad-ass without it. Only catch – it costs almost two grand, which is a chunk of change even by today’s standards.
Frat-Boy douchebag not included.
Source – Boing Boing
Cubeecraft Paper Toys
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
Want to waist a whole day getting your paper craft skillz on? Then Cubeecraft is where you begin your journey. These nerdtastic paper toys need no tape, glue or mad origami skills to assemble. Just print them out, cut ‘em and fold as directed. And let me tell you, there’s just about every geeky pop-culture icon there, for example – Ultraman, Brock, a Stormtrooper, Mr.Stay Puft, Usagi Yojimbo, Master Chief, Dr.Manhattan, Bender, Gir, Strongbad Jason Voorhees and Peyton Manning (yeah, he’s a nerd’s football player if there ever was one).
Source – Neatorama
Get Your Very Own Sarahnator!
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008
Following in the footsteps of other Republicans, John McCain running mate Sarah Palin has her own action figure. Pictured above is the hotter of the two, the “Sarahnator” which comes dressed in a tomb raider outfit and is equipped with a leg holstered .45 handgun. This obviously will further perpetuate Palin as the current holder to the title of PILF.
You can purchase your very own Sara Palin Action Figure at SarahPalinActionFigure.com.
