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A White House Shocker? [Kind of NSFW - Dirty Words]

Friday, November 14th, 2008

White House Shocker

This fine photograph you see before you has been making the rounds and has yet to proven as a hoax. Its origins being directly from whitehouse.gov pretty much knocks that theory out in my opinion.

What’s so special about this boring photo you may ask. Look closely at it. Notice that they are all making the same hand gesture? That’s what makes this particular photograph special. I think (and you all can correct me if I am wrong) that either the Arizona State University Men’s and Women’s Track Team have pulled off one of the greatest comedy stunts in political history, or the current president is far more hip than we all imagined.

For those of you not in the know, that hand gesture they are all throwing is lovingly named the Shocker. I’ll give you a moment to read about it. Done? OK, let’s continue.

So as I have now seen throughout the Internets, the Shocker, one described as “Two in the pink, one in the stink.” has now been replaced with the new description of “Two in the Bush, one in the tush.”

God bless the U.S.A. and it’s raunchy little brains.

The Muppet Hunter

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Saloncon Photos

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Here’s some shots from this past weekend’s Saloncon, with your fearless leader being schooled in what happens when you taunt a woman with a clockwork arm. The story goes something like this…


Me: Hey there lady, that’s a fine hat ya gots there.
Lady: Why thank you! I love it quite well, I do.


Me: You know I could hang that thing easily twixt my nether region ya know.
Her: Why dear sir, I never…


Me: AGGHAAA!
Her: Take that you unkempt cad!

Fun story ain’t it? I guess that schooled me good. In any case you can see a tun of photos from this past Saloncon on their Flickr profile. And if you’re looking for some ass-kicking Steampunk gear, like the clockwork arm in these pictures, go and check out Brute Force Leather.

Feeding Gators To The Special Needs

Friday, September 5th, 2008


I’m not sure where this sign originates, but all I know is that whatever town it’s from drives a hard policy on handicap access to everything.

The Neverending Rig

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

I can only imagine why a trucker would trick out their rig with a Neverending Story theme. Either they’re a woman, a gay trucker or one of the biggest bad-asses on the road who’s now got a perpetual reason to get into fights.

In any case you can see more of this fantasy on 18 wheels on this LiveJournal – malphas malaclypse

Hellraiser’s Pinhead Sand Sculpture

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Source – Neatorama

Scuba-Diving Chihuahua

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Scuba Diving Chihuahua

Source – Found Shit

Midwest Haunters Convention Photos

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Midwest Haunters ConventionJust uploaded all of the pictures from the Midwest Haunters Convention, which you can find here.

As you can see from the picture to the left, it was quite the event. Lots of blood, guts, gore and Elder God Lov’n. Fun times indeed.

We hit the Friday bus tour which took us to the Scare Factory, which is the FX company who host the History Chanel’s Surviving History. Then it was off to local club BoMA for some spooky-fun-time with the Club Vampire gig, a traveling night club, from The Terrorwithin.

Saturday night was the The IAHA Masquerade Party, which was monster-filled – just the way ZMP likes it.

Anywho, go on and check out the photos from the weekend. We’re just going to continue recuperating here at the ZMP labs.

Joshua Hoffine Will Give You The Creeps

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Joshua HoffineTo your left is just a snippet of the the creepy-ass photography of Joshua Hoffine. He produces his work just like a movie set, filled with special effects makeup and fog machines, each photograph is the actual shot. No manipulation in PhotoShop. The results are pretty striking and horrifying… in a good way.

Not too sure what’s in the water running through Kansas City but whatever it is, boy oh boy.

Source – Sinister Missives

Is There Anything Bacon Can’t Do?

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Bacon Bra

I’ll just let this image settle in. Go on and take a good, hard look upon its goodness. Its baconny, boobelicious goodness.

Now who wants to see where the eggs are?

Source – foundshit.com and Flickr