

I think the name of this upcoming film pretty much says it all my friends – Lesbian Vampire Killers. This may very well beat out Zombie Strippers as the best movie title ever.
The film is due out March 20th. Be sure to check out the Lesbian Vampire Killers site for even more lesbo blood sucking action.
Don’t even ask me why Robocop likes fried chicken, or at the very least why he needed to do commercials in Korea. Guess he needed some scratch for an oil and lube job. In any case this fine piece of action has been making the rounds and far be it from me not to jump on the wagon and share with you all.
The Underwire has a short feature of artist Michael Sullivan’s short film “The Sex Life of Robots”, which you can watch above. Sullivan’s original idea for the stopmotion film was a war movie featuring armies of battling robots, but then he came up with a better idea on what to do with his legion of robots: make love and not war. Thus “The Sex Life of Robots” came into non-stop robot sex life.
Sullivan has worked as an animator, prop fabricator and lighting designer for over twenty years. His work has been featured in the Tribeca Film Festival, “Transformers” the television show, Peter Gabriel’s “Big Time” video, a short animated EFX for “Star Trek V”, “The Big Bear in the Big Blue House” and “Joe’s Apartment.”
Clips of “The Sex Life of Robots” and an exhibition of some of Sullivan’s risqué robot sculptures are now on temporary display at Manhattan’s Museum of Sex.
A full-length feature film with Hugh Jackman portraying Wolverine, running around F’ing shit up whilst shirtless for the most part. Nerd girls (and some boys I would suspect) are all a flitter.
For those not in the know:
X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE tells the story of Wolverine’s epically violent and romantic past, his complex relationship with Victor Creed, and the ominous Weapon X program. Along the way, Wolverine encounters many mutants, both familiar and new, including surprise appearances by several legends of the X-Men universe whose appearances in the film series have long been anticipated.
X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE claws its way into theaters May, 2009.

Check it, check it my fellow Star Wars fans! It’s the Droidel, a paper craft R2D2-themed dreidel graciously provided by StarWars.com! Download it and spin to your heart’s desire.
All of you Rob Zombie fans can now get even more obsessive and follow all his news in one centralized place – Rob Zombie World. Yes all you rabid Zombie fans, Rob is giving you a one-stop, all you can eat buffet of Zombie loven’.
Here you will find all the information you can stand about all of his projects be it comics, movies or music. There’s also a merchandise section that right now is empty but knowing how much Mr. Zombie is a promowhore, I’m sure it will be filled to the brim with all things Rob Zombie soon. And just to give you more reasons to stalk Zombie online he’s also got an actual blog (which means he’ll hopefully stop using that MySpace piece of crap to dispense information) and a Flickr account.
Right now there isn’t much on the site but that will probably change soon considering all of the new material he’ll be pumping out in the very near future.

Get your very own Bruce Campbell 12″ figure! Formed from a 3-D scan of Bruce himself, this baby is based on the new Campbell film My Name Is Bruce and comes with two miniature “angel” and “devil” versions of The Chin which attach to his shoulders using hidden magnets. There’s also:
A bottle of Shemps Olde Tyme Whiskey
An in-scale Army of Darkness Ash action figure in melted package
A refreshing Lemon Drink bottle
An in-scale copy of Bruce Campbell’s autobiography, If Chins Could Kill
A pistol with price tag still attached
Pre-orders are available now for the low price of $39.99. A hell of a deal for any obsessed Bruce Campbell fan.