Fallbrook Entertainment presents the sexy satirical answer to Cloverfield. Yes, that’s right, it’s CLEAVAGEFIELD, a rockin’ raunchy romp sure to knock your socks and panties off. It stars Amy Ried, Rebecca Love, Julie K. Smith, and a bevy of bountiful beauties.
Chopping Mall director Jim Wynorski is at the helm with this tongue-in-cheek (that joke just writes itself) parody of the J.J. Abrams monster movie Cloverfield. Waynorski further describes the film’s plot:
A bunch of hot chicks are having a slumber party for their friend Tiffany, who’s off to Sweden to make a high end Triple X movie. The festivities are in high gear; but then a giant monster inexplicably invades Los Angeles. One girl videos everything as the babes make a run for it through the city. But there are more things to beware of beside the monster. According to some naked hotties seen in an alley way, the monster is covered with moth-mites that drop off its slimy body then attack unwary female victims, chewing off their clothes. It’s a harrowing night for all involved.
You can check out the movie trailer on the Cleavagefield MySpaceTV page. It’s a little NSFW, if for any other reason than the embarrassment you’ll feel should your coworkers catch you viewing such a thing.
World meet A Band of Orcs, the metal-crushing band from the pages of any Dungeons & Dragons games. Armed with 20 sided dice and a mean ax, these masters of mayhem may very well be the successors of GWAR. Just watch their debut video Into the Maelstrom, which is filled with blood, war, scantly clad female elves in chains and obviously orcs. Lots and lots of orcs.
& Teller is a clever little video made by Ghost Works, LLC for George A Romero’s Diary of the Dead video contest last April. The premise is simple: Teller, of the magic due Penn & Teller, is trying to survive the Zombie Apocalypse all by his lonesome.Will he make it, become slack jaw kibble or slip into zombification? Watch to find out!
Here is the trailer for the straight to DVD animated feature film Dead Space: Downfall, which is a prequel to the highly anticipated horror video game Dead Space. The story picks up where the original comic book series ended and takes place aboard the mining spaceship USG Ishimura.
If you’re unfamiliar with Dead Space, and you’re a video gamer, you should probably be slapped with a wet marmoset. Otherwise I highly suggest you check out the Dead Space website for more gruesome love’n.
Both the game and the animated feature are to be released at the same time this October.
This video has been making the rounds, and I can see what. It’s a music video for the song Driving this road until death sets you free, by Zombie Zombie, which uses stop motion animation to recreate John Carpenter’s The Thing… with G.I. Joe action figures.
While we’re on the subject of upcoming video games, here’s a trailer for the highly anticipated Ghostbusters: The Video Game. Well, highly anticipated by a lot of nerds… of which I am one of. So shove it.
Technically a sequel to the films, the game stars Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson and Bill Murray reprising their roles as Spengler, Stantz, Zeddmore and Venkman. The game plot is pretty straightforward:
With Manhattain newly overrun by ghosts and other supernatural creatures, it’s up to you to take on the role of a new recruit joining the original, famous Ghostbusters team. Equipped with a variety of unique weapons and gadgets, you will hunt, fight and capture a wide range of uncanny phantasms and demons in an all-new, funny and frightening battle to save New York City from its latest paranormal plague.
Activision is releasing the game this October for the PlayStation 3, PlayStation 2, PC, Wii and Nintendo DS.
Bloody Disgusting reports that Rob Cohen (xXx, Stealth, The Skulls, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and The Wiz) will be producing a remake of classic 1987 movie Monster Squad for Paramount. Nothing more has been said about the pending rape of your childhood.
As if this day can’t get any better, what with the big announcement about Metropolis and all, we now hear that our favorite comic book ever, The Goon by Eric Powell, has been optioned to be made into a move by none other that director David Fincher (Zodiac and Fight Club)! And it gets better. Academy-Award nominated Blur Studio will be developing the film!
If you are unfamiliar with The Goon, a masterpiece of zombies and slapstick Lovecraftian humor set in some old-timey world, I highly suggest you walk into your local comicbook store and demand it. You’ll thank us for it.
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