It’s funny ’cause it’s true. Oh so painfully true.
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Facebook Infomercial Parody [Kind of NSFW - Potty Words]
Monday, February 16th, 2009When A Monkey Screams, Scream Back
Thursday, February 12th, 2009
I have no idea what the context of this photo is, but I just can’t stop laughing at it non the less. It looks like the monkey on the left is yelling “I said sit the hell down or I’m gonna beat the honky out of you!”
Source – Nothing To Do With Arbroath
Fanboys Opens This Weekend
Monday, February 2nd, 2009The much anticipated nerd comedy “Fanboys” is hitting selected theaters this Friday (including Philly). For those of you not in the know the film is about the following:
It’s 1998 and Star Wars fanboys across the globe eagerly await the release of Episode I. But for Eric, Linus, Hutch and Windows the term “fanboys” is more than just a title, it’s a badge of honor. Spurred by impatience and an undying loyalty to their cause, these former high school friends reunite to undertake the road trip of their fan-tasies. Traveling West across the country to visit their Mecca – George Lucas’ Skywalker Ranch – the plan is to break in, steal the film and stake their claim as the first fanboys in history to watch it. But to secure their place in the fanboy hall of fame, they’ll have to contend with bizarre bikers, a crazy pimp, a deranged group of trekkies and the quiet intensity of William Shatner.
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
Friday, January 9th, 2009Oh Onion, how I love your news.
O R’lyeh?
Wednesday, January 7th, 2009
Lesbian Vampire Killers Movie Trailer
Tuesday, January 6th, 2009I think the name of this upcoming film pretty much says it all my friends – Lesbian Vampire Killers. This may very well beat out Zombie Strippers as the best movie title ever.
The film is due out March 20th. Be sure to check out the Lesbian Vampire Killers site for even more lesbo blood sucking action.
Robocop Korean Fried Chicken Commercial
Tuesday, January 6th, 2009Don’t even ask me why Robocop likes fried chicken, or at the very least why he needed to do commercials in Korea. Guess he needed some scratch for an oil and lube job. In any case this fine piece of action has been making the rounds and far be it from me not to jump on the wagon and share with you all.
A Monday Post Of Laziness
Monday, January 5th, 2009The Holiday Season ™ is officially over and I guess I should be back to posting all sorts of freaky-deaky stuff. But I’m still exhausted from watching my Philadelphia Eagles win yesterday’s game against the Minnesota Vikings. So all you get is a single post to start off the new year here at Zombie Monkey Projects… a video of a chimpanzee riding a Segway.
The Burger King Flame Body Spray… WTF?
Thursday, December 18th, 2008
Just when you thought that fast food giant Burger King couldn’t make itself look more absurd and wanna-be-hip, the meat slingers have come out with a body spray – “Flame”, which the company describes as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”
And just to be sure that you know they’re all “cool like that” they’ve launched the website www.firemeetsdesire.com in which you can eventually gaze upon the half-naked visage of the Burger King himself being all creepy, as he is apt to do.
Should you really feel the need to smell like cooked beast the fragrance is on sale at New York City retailer Ricky’s NYC in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99.
