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Vicious D Marty Slick Lays Down The Java Skills

zmp — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:00:42 +0000

Marty Stepp (aka Vicious D Marty Slick) is a rapper whose only goal is to school you in the world of Java. His code skills are dope. Werd.

Oboma’s Kanye Is A “Jackass” Audio

zmp — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:34:24 +0000

Here’s the audio of President Barack Obama’s off-the-record statements about Kanye West before going on camera for a CNBC interview. Before the interview begins he refers to Kanye’s antics at the VMAs, during Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech, as “really inappropriate,” then adding, “He’s a jackass.”

Alien Vs. Thriller

zmp — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:46:20 +0000

What do you get when you add one Alien and the Michael Jackson hit Thriller? Why this gem of a video.

The footage comes from a practice session from this past DragonCon, which held an event to break the world record for most people dancing to Thriller at once.

I love the fact that whoever is in the Alien suit has far more groove than everyone else in the room.

Lego-Zombie-Me

zmp — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:07:11 +0000

I’ve been so busy with work I haven’t had time to really post. But in the interest of making some “me time”, and feeling pretty damned craptastic due to some sort of brain mashing malaise (read: inner ear infection and allergies), I visited Chris Doyle’s Mini-Mizer site to create little LEGO-esque versions of myself.

Kind of uncanny how it resembles me at my best right now.

Zombie Meet Counselor Meet Blog

zmp — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:18:00 +0000

My little test seems to have work. The last post made it to my LiveJournal account. But in the interest of getting all of the kinks out of this plugin here’s another zombie related post:

ZOMBIE MARRIAGE COUNSELING: I'M A LESBIAN

The Simpsons vs Star Trek Awesomeness

zmp — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:24:03 +0000

To mash-up the themes from The Simpsons and Star Trek is one thing. It’s kind of cute but it lacks any real “WOW” factor. But to do so whilst using a Theremin most certainly attains that “WOW” factor, and dare I say takes things to a much higher state of awesomeness.

My New Fave Nerd Band – The Browncoats

zmp — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:45:19 +0000

The Browncoats are a Firefly fan band that seems to have embraced the embodiment of everyone’s favorite badass from the Vers – Jyane. They’re scruffy, tattooed, drunk, rowdy and toqued. And to further prove it they just released their new video of their cover of the song The Hero of Canton.

Watch All Toxic Avanger Films For Free

zmp — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:51:31 +0000

FEARnet has all of the Toxic Avenger films online and free to watch! That’s The Toxic Avenger, The Toxic Avenger II, The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie and Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV.

The Blowjob [Ironically Kind Of SFW]

zmpdave — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:48:46 +0000

It’s honestly not what you think. Not one bit.

Rise and Fall of the Nazi Dinosaurs

zmpdave — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:00:36 +0000

Witness as a crack team of paratroopers investigate an icy base camp with a diabolical secret hidden deep within a sinister laboratory. There lying in wait are the most insidious and evil creations mankind has ever seen! Evil in the form of Nazi Dinosaurs! God save us all.

This snazzy little film was created by artist Alex Poutianinen in just five days and for just 20 bucks. Yeah, it shows but non the less it’s clever and funny.